Paris in an American

by David Benjamin    “They’ll never want to see a rake or plow/ And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow?/ How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm/ After they’ve seen Paree?” ―Sam Lewis & Joe Young    PARIS — Among my grandfather Archie’s four brothers, my favorite was Uncle Harry, partly because…

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Welcome to the Middle Ages

by David Benjamin    “I don’t want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.”           ―Grover Norquist   It all started when the earth-moving equipment arrived and commenced ripping up the pavement…

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The author as expert

One of the ego boosts that an author enjoys is being deemed an “expert” on topics included in his or her stories. With most writers, who are by nature promiscuous of ideas, expertise is an illusion. (The image is my Paris-based novel, Skulduggery in the Latin Quarter. The art is by my wife, Junko Yoshida.)……

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Karma? Schadenfreude? Quel dommage?

by David Benjamin  “Rodgers’ career probably is over. Few athletes come back stronger than ever from an Achilles’ rupture and, given Rodgers’ flirtations with retirement this past offseason, it’s hard to imagine him putting in 11 months of rigorous rehab just to play one more season.” ―Tom Silverstein, Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel MADISON, Wis.—For the last few…

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Barefoot in the past

by David Benjamin  “You can burn my house, steal my car/ Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar/ Do anything that you want to do/ But uh-uh baby, lay off of my shoes/ Don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.” ―Carl Perkins   MADISON, Wis.— One of my guilty pleasures is Emile Ardolino’s sneaky-smart…

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The author as entertainer

There is a line where writing somehow crosses over and becomes “art.” No writer in the world knows where that line is, and no sane writer makes it his or her mission in life to get there and cross over. Better to just do one’s very best to entertain the reader.    by David Benjamin……

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