Upcoming Events:

Wednesday, 6 May 9 am
Radio Interview with Phil Nee, on “Jim Otis and Smalltown Crime,  WRCO Radio, Richland Center, Wis.

Friday, 29 May, 7 pm
Book Talk, Signing and Sale, on “Upstairs and the Jim Otis Series,” Belleville Books, 20 East Main St., Belleville, Ill.

Saturday, 30 May,1-3 pm
Meet & Greet, Signing & Sale of Last Kid Books, at Belleville Books, 20 East Main St., Belleville, Ill.

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The Weekly Screed

The eschatological prophet of Jamaica Estates

By David Benjamin | 10/14/2025 | Comments Off on The eschatological prophet of Jamaica Estates

by David Benjamin “Large crowds were traveling with Jesus, and turning to them he said, ‘If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even life itself—such a person cannot be my disciple. And whoever does not carry their cross and follow me cannot be my…

The cumulative reporter

By David Benjamin | 10/03/2025 | Comments Off on The cumulative reporter

by David Benjamin “ … Like many policy declarations by Mr. Trump, it is hard to divine his true beliefs, and impossible to assure he will not change position again. He is nothing if not mercurial. His foreign policy views, former aides say, are more often driven by pique and a sense that he has…

It’s a pie and punch world

By David Benjamin | 09/23/2025 | Comments Off on It’s a pie and punch world

by David Benjamin “Conductor, when you receive a fare,/ Punch in the presence of the passenjare!/ A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare,/ A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare,/ A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare,/ Punch in the presence of the passenjare! … “ — Mark Twain, “Punch, Brothers, Punch”…

Sermon on the Mount, 2.0

By David Benjamin | 09/18/2025 | Comments Off on Sermon on the Mount, 2.0

by David Benjamin “Now and for all eternity, he will stand at his Savior’s side wearing the glorious crown of the martyr.” — Erika Kirk Shortly after the death of Pope Francis, the president posted a photoshopped picture of himself wearing a golden papal mitre and posing as Pope Donald I. This was only fitting…

My big sister’s radio

By David Benjamin | 09/12/2025 | Comments Off on My big sister’s radio

by David Benjamin “If you don’t like rock ’n’ roll./ Think what you’ve been missin’./ But if you like to bop and stroll,/ Come on down and listen./ Let’s all start to have a ball./ Everybody rock ’n’ roll!/ Oh, baby, rock … ” —Danny and the Juniors MADISON, Wis.—With the possible exception of the…

The illiterate lion of literary literacy

By David Benjamin | 09/04/2025 | Comments Off on The illiterate lion of literary literacy

by David Benjamin “It became necessary for me to choose whether, using only the existing means, agencies, and processes which Congress had provided, I should let the Government fall at once into ruin or whether, availing myself of the broader powers conferred by the Constitution in cases of insurrection, I would make an effort to…

The pen is scarier than the laptop

By David Benjamin | 08/29/2025 | Comments Off on The pen is scarier than the laptop

by David Benjamin “… With computers, students can type as fast as I speak and strive for verbatim transcripts, but there is almost no mental processing of the class’s content. Conversely, virtually no one can hand write 125 words per minute for 90 minutes. Thus, handwritten notes require simultaneous mental processing to determine the important…

Down on your heels, up on your toes

By David Benjamin | 08/21/2025 | Comments Off on Down on your heels, up on your toes

by David Benjamin “We’ve always thought knowledge was naught. We should be taught to dance! Right here in Tait, we’re up-to-date. We teach a great new dance! Don’t think that I brag. I speak of the drag!” —June Allyson MADISON, Wis.—Hollywood musicals, particularly the classics, croon to me a Siren’s song but, after the finale,…

The devil you know

By David Benjamin | 08/15/2025 | Comments Off on The devil you know

by David Benjamin “How low can you go?” —Chubby Checker WASHINGTON D.C.—Smedley, who has been my undercover informant in the nation’s capital since Nancy Reagan’s astrologer, is nervous now because he has, somewhat reluctantly, come in from the cold. He has an actual salaried job in the second reich of Donald Trump and even an…

The element of no surprise

By David Benjamin | 08/08/2025 | Comments Off on The element of no surprise

by David Benjamin “Keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that what you will observe is a vast wasteland. You will see a procession of game shows, formula comedies about totally unbelievable families, blood and thunder, mayhem, violence, sadism, murder, western bad men, western good men,…