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Bring your kids to Paris …

By David Benjamin | 04/07/2026 | Comments Off on Bring your kids to Paris …

by David Benjamin “Ah! well a-day! what evil looks Had I from old and young! Instead of the cross, the Albatross About my neck was hung.” —Samuel Taylor Coleridge, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner PARIS—It’s a typical café restaurant in the Latin Quarter, whose breakfast fare largely consists—unless challenged—of coffee brewed in a magnificent,…

The Big Distraction from You-Know-What

By David Benjamin | 04/01/2026 | Comments Off on The Big Distraction from You-Know-What

by David Benjamin “And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy.” —Trump PARIS—Luckily, I was on my way here when Donald Trump’s weekend excursion to Iran broke out. My good fortune amounted to the limited load of available news coverage, analysis and commentary through…

Remembering, forgetting and how we learn

By David Benjamin | 03/26/2026 | Comments Off on Remembering, forgetting and how we learn

by David Benjamin “I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.” —Confucius PARIS—There has long existed a sort of nihilist cottage industry, lucrative for its philosophers and divines, that professes contempt for, well, professors. Every few years, someone writes a book claiming that he learned nothing in school…

“Sixty thousand Jews every day go up in smoke”

By David Benjamin | 03/17/2026 | Comments Off on “Sixty thousand Jews every day go up in smoke”

by David Benjamin “In December, the conservative Manhattan Institute found that … a majority of Republican men under 50 think that the Holocaust either didn’t happen or was exaggerated.”—Michelle Goldberg, New York Times, 12 March PARIS—For a couple of hours in 1961, the Holocaust came to Tomah, Wisconsin. Until then, my entire knowledge of Jews…

A public service message

By David Benjamin | 03/05/2026 | Comments Off on A public service message

by David Benjamin “Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.” —Proverbs 17:28 PARIS.—Lately in airport lounges, I’m feeling a little snakebit, or—more accurately—phone-battered. On my way here, in the “Admiral’s Club,” I found a comfortable chair, with a nearby table and only one neighbor. I had…

The Epicurean giant

By David Benjamin | 02/24/2026 | Comments Off on The Epicurean giant

by David Benjamin “We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.” — Epicurus MADISON, Wis.—Based on a whim and a need for frequent flyer miles, Hotlips booked us recently on a trip to Santa Fe. I was somewhat dubious of our destination, a town that…

The Big Factory

By David Benjamin | 02/20/2026 | Comments Off on The Big Factory

by David Benjamin “American manufacturers have cut more than 80,000 jobs in the past year.” — Ben Casselman and Ana Swanson, “In 2025, Trade Deficit in Goods Reached Record High,” New York Times, 19 Feb. MADISON, Wis.—Whenever I head east toward Chicago on I-90, I pass a familiar, almost nostalgic landmark, the now mothballed Chrysler…

Beltway Barbie and the Botox cougars

By David Benjamin | 02/14/2026 | Comments Off on Beltway Barbie and the Botox cougars

by David Benjamin “Another day, another round of pedophiles, violent thugs, and human traffickers removed from American communities. Under President Trump and Secretary Noem, ICE is targeting and removing the WORST OF THE WORST criminal illegal aliens terrorizing American families.” ―Tricia McLaughlin MADISON, Wis.—Despite a decorous embargo by the establishment media, you might have noticed…

Back to Kansas, Toto

By David Benjamin | 02/05/2026 | Comments Off on Back to Kansas, Toto

by David Benjamin “Color is just not real enough … Perhaps it is for television, where your audience is sitting in a room with the lights on. But in a dark theater, confronted by that huge screen, I feel that it’s just not convincing.” ―Carol Reed MADISON, Wis.—On the eighteenth anniversary of D-Day, in the…

Jilted for an Apple

By David Benjamin | 01/28/2026 | Comments Off on Jilted for an Apple

by David Benjamin “Hey, sunshine I haven’t seen you in a long time Why don’t you show your face and bend my mind?” ―Simon & Garfunkel, “Cloudy” MADISON, Wis.—While I was half-listening to a CD in my car, a snatch of lyrics brought her back to me in a rush. Technically, I guess, she was…