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The tone-deaf saga of four-day Charlie

By David Benjamin | 06/04/2026 | Comments Off on The tone-deaf saga of four-day Charlie

by David Benjamin “In England, very early in the second world war, we were all provided with buff-colored cards which told us, as well as any interested authority, who we were. They were called identity cards, and while no one much cared for them, they were grudgingly accepted as one of the nastier, if necessary,…

Rage is easy, comedy is hard

By David Benjamin | 05/27/2026 | Comments Off on Rage is easy, comedy is hard

by David Benjamin “Serving in Congress is like having a second shot at high school.” — Barney Frank MADISON, Wis.—The day Barney Frank stepped into my office at the Mansfield (Mass.) News, I got no sense that he was angry about anything. He had established a reputation as a) probably the smartest guy in American…

The fate of the friendless

By David Benjamin | 05/22/2026 | Comments Off on The fate of the friendless

by David Benjamin “Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.” — Muhammad Ali MADISON, Wis.—According to journalist Michael Wolff, sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein boasted that he was, for a period of…

Sal Paradise, Stephen Dedalus and me

By David Benjamin | 05/13/2026 | Comments Off on Sal Paradise, Stephen Dedalus and me

by David Benjamin “Jack Kerouac the last time he visited my apartment 704 East 5th Street, N.Y.C., he looked by then like his late father, red-faced corpulent W. C. Fields shuddering with mortal horror, grimacing on D.M.T. I’d brought back from visiting Timothy Leary at Millbrook Psychedelic Community.” — Allen Ginsberg, 1964 MADISON, Wis.—I come…

“Jesus would never/ Forgive what you do”

By David Benjamin | 05/08/2026 | Comments Off on “Jesus would never/ Forgive what you do”

by David Benjamin “O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain…” — from The…

The kids aren’t all right

By David Benjamin | 05/01/2026 | Comments Off on The kids aren’t all right

by David Benjamin “A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.” — William James MADISON, Wis.—Recently, in a spasm of random woolgathering, I recalled my circle of high-school friends and their talent for writing. I had gravitated to kids for whom well-crafted prose was a common skill. My sidekick Dick, for example, wrote a…

Led astray by Suessian melody

By David Benjamin | 04/22/2026 | Comments Off on Led astray by Suessian melody

by David Benjamin “Out of the corner of his eye Gatsby saw that the blocks of the sidewalks really formed a ladder and mounted to a secret place above the trees—he could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk…

She doesn’t know Irv is Jewish

By David Benjamin | 04/18/2026 | Comments Off on She doesn’t know Irv is Jewish

by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis.—The Achilles heel of the polling industry was exposed, once again, in a recent revelation that British young people are not, after all, flocking to the churches, chapels, synagogues and mosques of England. The kids are, in fact, just as agnostic, atheist and apostate as ever they’ve been. The press erroneously…

Bring your kids to Paris …

By David Benjamin | 04/07/2026 | Comments Off on Bring your kids to Paris …

by David Benjamin “Ah! well a-day! what evil looks Had I from old and young! Instead of the cross, the Albatross About my neck was hung.” —Samuel Taylor Coleridge, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner PARIS—It’s a typical café restaurant in the Latin Quarter, whose breakfast fare largely consists—unless challenged—of coffee brewed in a magnificent,…

The Big Distraction from You-Know-What

By David Benjamin | 04/01/2026 | Comments Off on The Big Distraction from You-Know-What

by David Benjamin “And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy.” —Trump PARIS—Luckily, I was on my way here when Donald Trump’s weekend excursion to Iran broke out. My good fortune amounted to the limited load of available news coverage, analysis and commentary through…