Posts by David Benjamin
Have yourself an analog Christmas
by David Benjamin “He sees you when you’re sleeping “And he knows when you’re awake. “He knows if you’ve been bad…” — J. Fred Coots & Haven Gillespie NORTH POLE — Santa Claus punched his intercom for the fourth time, a moment of frustration that had reduced his jollity to the point of wiping…
Read MoreHow to behave in the stoic reserve
by David Benjamin “I have against me the bourgeois, the military and the diplomats, and for me, only the people who take the Métro.” — Charles de Gaulle PARIS — Hotlips and I indulged last night in our fifth or sixth viewing of Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant in Charade, during which the two…
Read MoreChoosing reality
by David Benjamin “Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?” — J.R.R. Tolkien PARIS — The first college classroom I ever entered contained a long table, at the head of which presided John Bennett, a reputedly distinguished…
Read MoreShaking the dust
by David Benjamin “… I don’t have good news. [The Artistic Committee] were interested in participating but the language was of great concern. ACT is very firm about not using swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain. Also our audiences frown upon any ‘f’ words so we really keep the dialog clean …”…
Read MoreThe nexus of fiction and journalism
Many storytellers serve a writing apprenticeship in journalism. The skills essential to good reporting are valuable tools to the author of fiction. But the habits of journalism can also be a handicap. One author who made the transition most memorably was Ernest Hemingway. by David Benjamin I learned “AP style” by absorption. By the time……
Read MoreWhat if they gave a game and nobody (black) came?
by David Benjamin “Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will. Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them, and these will continue till they are resisted with either words…
Read MoreThe hungry gun
by David Benjamin “I think it would be appropriate to move the age for permitless carry to 18. There’s really no reason why a legal adult should not be able to defend themselves.” — Rachel Malone, Gun Owners of America MADISON, Wis. — An irony of the midterm election—perhaps the most ironic election season…
Read MoreWrite Away: The fatal cup of tea
I once got in trouble with the agent racket by writing a series of essays about the callousness of the rejections I received to my painstakingly composed queries. But in the process of making overtures to every branch of the publishing industry, I learned lessons about how rejections get dished out and how, as a……
Read More“Remember the Olive Garden!”
by David Benjamin “The cup of forbearance had been exhausted… now, after reiterated menaces, Mexico has passed the boundary of the United States, has invaded our territory and shed American blood upon the American soil. She has proclaimed that hostilities have commenced, and that the two nations are now at war.” — President James K.…
Read MoreNobody knows the trouble I’ve seen
by David Benjamin ‘You remind me of a man.’ ‘What man?’ ‘The man with the power.’ ‘What power?’ ‘The power of hoodoo.’ ‘Hoodoo?’ ‘You do, remind me of a man.’ ‘What man?’…” — Cary Grant & Shirley Temple, The Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer PARIS — Once, in my early worklife, on a Wednesday,…
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