Do helicopter parents have heliport kids?

by David Benjamin   “Herbert T. Gillis: Son, is this the book you were looking for?  “Dobie Gillis: Oh, yeah. Thanks, Dad. I don’t know what I’d do without you.  “Herbert T. Gillis: Yeah, neither do I, but just thinking about it has made my whole day.” —“The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis”   MADISON,…

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CES ’24: ‘Ah feel ya, man.’

by David Benjamin   “… Feelings, whoa, oh, oh, feelings/ Whoa, oh, oh, feel it again in my arms/ Feelings, whoa, oh, oh, feelings/ Whoa, oh, oh, feel it/ Whoa, oh, again” — Morris Albert   LAS VEGAS—Watching a relay team of Sony, Honda and Microsoft execs at a Consumer Electronics Show (CES) “press conference”…

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The Hinauslehnen Hundred

by David Benjamin  “Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash we have very little reason to be interested in them.”  ― Pauline Kael MADISON, Wis.—My favorite movie maven, Nick Hinauslehnen, who publishes a film periodical called Flashback, poses an annual question for readers. This year, he asks, “What movies…

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The rabbit pellet in the caviar bowl

by David Benjamin MADISON Wis.—I’ve decided to end the year cathartically with a rant against one of my career-long nemeses, the literary agent racket. I recently remembered an exchange with an agent named Alice, whose name I won’t mention because these people are vindictive. Before sending Alice my query, I had researched her thoroughly. I……

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How George the Cat Wrecked Christmas

by David Benjamin   George was accident prone. For example, the first time he met Jody’s mother, he boldly leapt into her lap. She was drinking tea at the time, but she only spilled a few drops because George, despite his tendency toward minor, forgivable mishaps, had a knack for soft landings.  Jody’s Mom, who…

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Satire revisited

A return to the topic of satire, this time to offer a few tips to the aspiring satirist and a little homage to two of the discipline’s most extraordinary practitioners.   by David Benjamin PARIS— In my last essay here, I discussed the challenge and the spirit of writing satire. Since then, I’ve pondered the……

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The pain and purgation of Paris guilt

by David Benjamin    “…  Even the pigeons are dancing, kissing, going in circles, mounting each other. Paris is the city of love, even for the birds …”  ― Samantha Schutz   PARIS — We were barely awake yesterday before we were plunging through Métro tunnels, beneath the Seine, resurfacing at the place de la…

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“… the lilt of language listening to lines …”

by David Benjamin    “…  The humanities are like the great old Paris Flea Market where, amidst masses of junk, people with a good eye found cast away treasures … They are like a refugee camp where all the geniuses driven out of their jobs and countries by unfriendly regimes are idling …”  ― Allan…

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When you’re in love, there’s no way out

by David Benjamin    “… The Italian novelist Federico Moccia appears to have been the catalyst for turning the custom into a romantic gesture after his popular book, I Want You, which was made into a 2012 movie, featured a scene of two love interests attaching a padlock on the Ponte Vecchio Bridge in Florence…”…

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Satire: Bathtubs and edible babies

One regrets writing satire because usually its topic passes too swiftly from currency. One does not regret well-crafted satire, however, because it offends the high and mighty, or confuses the literal thinker, or launches a hurricane of blowback.   by David Benjamin PARIS— Whenever I complete one of my satirical pieces, I fight a pang……

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