The guy behind the counter knows everything

by David Benjamin  “I’ll have what she’s having.” —Older lady customer at Katz’s deli, When Harry Met Sally   PARIS—As I was wedging my way between two thirsty Frenchmen and awaiting eye contact with the publican behind the bar at Le Baron Rouge, a wine and oyster oasis near the ancient Marché d’Aligre, I thought…

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Genre: Pick it and stick with it

by David Benjamin Before the liberating moment when I forsook the quest for a new literary rep, I pitched to one prospective agent a novel called The Voice of the Dog. I got a swift brushoff from the guy’s assistant, whose most salient comment—although obtuse—was: “I just can’t seem to go for animal protagonists. It……

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Loo-ie, Loo-ie … Me gotta go now

by David Benjamin  “The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo … where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings?” —Sarah Turnbull, Almost French: Love and a New Life in Paris   PARIS—Anyone who has…

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The great Texas fart fuss

by David Benjamin  “Several of the books in question in Llano County have L.G.B.T.Q. themes or characters, or addressed racial inequality, but they also include goofy children’s titles, such as a series of picture books about flatulence.” —N.Y.Times, 13 April   PARIS—Sometimes, I think Congress decided to annex Texas to the USA for the sake…

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The campus Communist

by David Benjamin  “If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to say what people do not want to hear.” — George Orwell   MADISON, Wis.—Although I can’t track down the quotation, I recall somehow that Lillian Hellman once said something to the effect that feminism is the art of winning small battles…

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Cumulative, agglutinative, intuitive

by David Benjamin Recently, during a book talk, a reader asked a question that stumped me for a moment. “When you start a novel,” he asked, “do you concentrate on plot or character development?” After a pregnant pause, I chose “plot” and bumbled my way through an explanation of how characters tend to be exposed……

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