The Weekly Screed

Mad as hell and still taking it

By David Benjamin | 07/21/2023 | Comments Off on Mad as hell and still taking it

by David Benjamin  ““ … Trump has energized a segment of America whose values and traditions are mocked as bigoted, backward or too religious. The world is hurtling past them at breakneck speed. Their belief that Trump is their last, best hope to avoid being left in the dust is partly disturbing, partly endearing and…

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The little girl on the scooter and the feminine aesthetic

By David Benjamin | 07/14/2023 | Comments Off on The little girl on the scooter and the feminine aesthetic

by David Benjamin   “…  And when she passes, each one she passes, goes “Aah’… ”  —Vinícius de Moraes & Norman Gimbel. “The Girl from Ipanema”   MADISON, Wis.—She was two blocks ahead and I was busy driving. But for a moment I froze, fascinated, drawing a testy honk when the light went green.  Normally,…

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Bienfang goes to college

By David Benjamin | 07/05/2023 | Comments Off on Bienfang goes to college

by David Benjamin  “Meritocratic systems, with objective grading scales, are critical to that belief [that “blacks can achieve in every avenue of American life without the meddling of university administrators”]. Such scales have always been a great equalizer—offering a metric for achievement that bigotry could not alter.”  —Justice Clarence Thomas   MADISON, Wis.—When I dropped…

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The things you carry

By David Benjamin | 06/29/2023 | Comments Off on The things you carry

by David Benjamin  “Never meet your heroes.” —Leroy Jethroe Gibbs, Rule #73   MADISON, Wis.—“Do you have a pen?” This is a question to which I’ve never said, “No.” Pens are among the things I carry. To some degree, each of us is defined by the accessories we take along, wherever we go. Likewise, forgetting…

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The little boy who wanted all the suckers

By David Benjamin | 06/22/2023 | Comments Off on The little boy who wanted all the suckers

by David Benjamin  “If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.” —Paul Newman   FORT PIERCE, Fla. (November, 2023)—When the trial of ex-president Donald Trump took a strange twist here last month, eventually triggering a lengthy delay in the proceedings, one commentator…

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The counterculture’s B side

By David Benjamin | 06/15/2023 | Comments Off on The counterculture’s B side

by David Benjamin  “… Every town must have a place where phony hippies meet/ Psychedelic dungeons popping up on every street …” —The Mothers of Invention   MADISON, Wis.— The counterculture is back, but in a mirror image, everything in reverse. It’s been with us since 2015 but we’ve barely noticed, because of its dizzying…

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Yabba dabba doo!

By David Benjamin | 06/08/2023 | Comments Off on Yabba dabba doo!

by David Benjamin  “A little song, a little dance/ A little seltzer down your pants.” —Chuckles the Clown, “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”   MADISON, Wis.—Something has happened to TV situation comedies. Or is it me? For much of my life, I’ve been a sort of sitcom maven, not just watching and chuckling but analyzing…

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Oh, yeah? Who says?

By David Benjamin | 06/02/2023 | Comments Off on Oh, yeah? Who says?

by David Benjamin  “”The Roman Pontiff, head of the college of bishops, enjoys this infallibility in virtue of his office, when, as supreme pastor and teacher of all the faithful—who confirms his brethren in the faith he proclaims by a definitive act a doctrine pertaining to faith or morals.” —Catechism of the Catholic Church, Paragraph…

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Multiple choices

By David Benjamin | 05/26/2023 | Comments Off on Multiple choices

by David Benjamin  “What I tell kids is, Don’t get mad, get even. Don’t spend time waving signs or carrying petitions around the neighborhood. Instead, run, don’t walk, to the nearest non-school library or to the local bookstore and get whatever it was that they banned. Read whatever they’re trying to keep out of your…

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Singin’ the bourgeois blues

By David Benjamin | 05/19/2023 | Comments Off on Singin’ the bourgeois blues

by David Benjamin  “Lawd, in the bourgeois town, ooh the bourgeois town,/ I got the bourgeois blues, gonna spread the news aroun’./ Me and Marthy we was standin’ upstairs,/ Heard a white man say, ‘Don’t want no niggers up there … ” — Huddy Ledbetter   MADISON, Wis.—It’s instructive to regard politics, especially nowadays but—really—forever,…

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