The Weekly Screed

Out to dejeuner

By David Benjamin | 09/30/2016 | Comments Off on Out to dejeuner

Out to dejeuner by David Benjamin “A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent.” — Eugene Atget PARIS — I follow, meekly, the footsteps of Eugene Atget. Atget was the original, essential Parisian, unable to get his fill of the City of Light. In the early days of photography, Atget fed…

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Superego

By David Benjamin | 09/22/2016 | Comments Off on Superego

Superego by David Benjamin “Hooray, excelsior and pow! The ship of state is sunk and dead, And we, the fools, are at the bow, From which the wise and good have fled.” — Benjie, The Id, 1966 PARIS — Bob Schuster was my first publisher. The imprint was SRTB Ketchachokee Publications. The four letters designated…

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Pop quiz

By David Benjamin | 09/15/2016 | Comments Off on Pop quiz

Pop quiz by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — One of the most entertaining moments in every election cycle is when a candidate who’s been saturated with talking points and pumped full of pat answers gets blindsided by a query that neither he/she, nor any of his/her handlers, ever saw coming. The latest example was when…

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Building the better wetback trap

By David Benjamin | 09/07/2016 | Comments Off on Building the better wetback trap

Building the better wetback trap by David Benjamin “… I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters…” — Donald Trump MADISON, Wis. — Among the more tawdry spectacles in a campaign that sets a new standard for tawdriness, Donald Trump’s tasteless display — during a…

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The red-and-white blues (and yellow fringe)

By David Benjamin | 09/02/2016 | Comments Off on The red-and-white blues (and yellow fringe)

The red-and-white blues (and yellow fringe) by David Benjamin “Speech doesn’t just mean written words or oral words. It could be semaphore. And burning a flag is a symbol that expresses an idea…” — Justice Antonin Scalia MADISON, Wis. — The Stars and Stripes is easily the most battered and beleaguered flag in anybody’s history.…

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Confessions of a navel observer

By David Benjamin | 08/26/2016 | Comments Off on Confessions of a navel observer

Confessions of a navel observer by David Benjamin “It is hardly necessary to waste words over the so-called bikini since it is inconceivable that any girl with tact and decency would ever wear such a thing.” — Modern Girl, 1957 MADISON, Wis. — I went to Catholic school and developed a belly-button fetish. Looking back…

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Demagoguery, Nelson Algren and other campaign notes

By David Benjamin | 08/19/2016 | Comments Off on Demagoguery, Nelson Algren and other campaign notes

Demagoguery, Nelson Algren and other campaign notes by David Benjamin “I don’t want to seem racist or nothing but the black heritage has been raised in a certain way that there’s no incentive to get out and work because all of a sudden you have five kids and there are no dads around.” — Jack…

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Why is this woman not an episode of ‘Criminal Minds’?

By David Benjamin | 08/10/2016 | Comments Off on Why is this woman not an episode of ‘Criminal Minds’?

Why is this woman not an episode of ‘Criminal Minds’? by David Benjamin “Hill’ry Clinton took an ax, and gave Vince Foster forty whacks. “When she saw what she had done, she gave Chris Stevens forty-one.” — Popular children’s rhyme MADISON, Wis. — The latest kerfuffle over Donald Trump’s ambiguous call for “Second Amendment people”…

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"Through every Middlesex village and farm"

By David Benjamin | 08/02/2016 | Comments Off on "Through every Middlesex village and farm"

“Through every Middlesex village and farm” by David Benjamin “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” — The Bill of Rights Grosscup answered the door. He was in his pajamas. His coffee was brewing. He had…

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A letter to my Senator

By David Benjamin | 07/28/2016 | Comments Off on A letter to my Senator

A letter to my Senator by David Benjamin The Honorable Tammy Baldwin United States Senate 717 Hart Senate Office Building Washington, D.C. 20510-4906 Dear Sen. Baldwin: Not too long ago, I went back to my childhood hometown of Tomah to drop off a copy of my latest published novel, A Sunday Kind of Love, at…

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