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Election Day! New! Improved! (Members only)

By David Benjamin | 08/13/2020 | Comments Off on Election Day! New! Improved! (Members only)

by David Benjamin OVAL OFFICE — (A group of aides around POTUS, all quaking in their wingtips. The papers they hold in their trembling hands make a gentle rustling sound, like dead leaves in a wasteland.)  AIDE #1: “Your Eminence, there’s bad news.” POTUS: “Bad news? I hate bad news. Who the hell are you?…

A walk through Hell

By David Benjamin | 08/06/2020 | Comments Off on A walk through Hell

by David Benjamin My mother-in-law is hibakusha, an A-bomb survivor. On the morning of August 6, 1945, she took the last train out of the center of Hiroshima, an area known forever after as Ground Zero. She was a schoolgirl required to work in a munitions plant on the edge of the city. It was…

Pandemic notes 3.0: Dying for the Democrats

By David Benjamin | 07/30/2020 | Comments Off on Pandemic notes 3.0: Dying for the Democrats

by David Benjamin “The gap between stated voting support for Mr. Trump and Joseph R. Biden Jr. grows by about 2.5 percentage points in Mr. Biden’s favor when a county has extremely high levels of coronavirus-related deaths relative to when it has low levels.” — “The Upshot,” New York Times, 28 July MADISON, Wis. — …

Mr. and Mrs. Buzz

By David Benjamin | 07/25/2020 | Comments Off on Mr. and Mrs. Buzz

by David Benjamin “Don’t be afraid, as no life-loving bee wants to sting you. Still, don’t be an idiot; wear long sleeves and pants. Don’t swat. Don’t even think about swatting. If you feel angry, whistle. Anger agitates while whistling melts a bee’s temper. Act like you know what you’re doing, even if you don’t.…

“Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?”

By David Benjamin | 07/21/2020 | Comments Off on “Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?”

by David Benjamin “July eighth, 1979, all the fathers of Nobel Prize winners were rounded up by United Nations military units… and actually forced at gunpoint to give semen samples in little plastic jars, which are now stored below Rockefeller Center underneath the ice skating rink…”  — Jerry Fletcher (Mel Gibson), in Conspiracy Theory MADISON,…

A pandemic of symbolism

By David Benjamin | 07/08/2020 | Comments Off on A pandemic of symbolism

by David Benjamin “Waging war on bronze men doesn’t make your life any more moral or just.”  ― Maria Lipman MADISON, Wis. — In eighth grade, when I was plowing doggedly through Moby Dick, I began to glimpse the power and ambiguity of symbolism. The white whale is perhaps the most compelling symbol in all…

The Alibi Sheet

By David Benjamin | 07/01/2020 | Comments Off on The Alibi Sheet

by David Benjamin “The president does read… The president is the most informed person on planet Earth…”  — Presidential press secretary Kayleigh McEnaney MADISON, Ws. — Among the lesser noticed Top Secret documents that leaked — well, it was more of a flood — from highly placed but fearfully anonymous sources in Washington in the…

The hunt for Red Antifa

By David Benjamin | 06/22/2020 | Comments Off on The hunt for Red Antifa

by David Benjamin “… Antifa, short for anti-fascists, hasn’t killed anyone and appears to have been only a marginal presence in Black Lives Matter protests. None of those arrested on serious federal charges related to the unrest have been linked to antifa…”  — Nicholas Kristof, N.Y. Times “We have to find one, Your Majesty.” It’s…

The shame of it all

By David Benjamin | 06/16/2020 | Comments Off on The shame of it all

by David Benjamin “[W]e are the heirs of a past of rope, fire, and murder. I for one am not ashamed of this past. My shame is for those who became so inhuman that they could inflict this torture upon us.” — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. MADISON, Wis. — For most of my life,…

Entertainment for men, civilization for boys

By David Benjamin | 06/09/2020 | Comments Off on Entertainment for men, civilization for boys

by David Benjamin “Our morality is based, in large part, on mystical dogma, not reason, our lives are governed by superstition and prejudice rather than knowledge. Self-sacrifice is prized above self-interest and self-esteem. Society is placed above the individual. And the goal of happiness is lost in a labyrinthine maze of emotional responses, self-doubts, self-denials,…