The Weekly Screed

The Elmer Gantry of Jamaica Estates

By David Benjamin | 02/08/2019 | Comments Off on The Elmer Gantry of Jamaica Estates

The Elmer Gantry of Jamaica Estates by David Benjamin “… if he is interested in assuring the public that he can see beyond his narrow politicking on immigration to tackle truly urgent problems, here’s a starter list…” — New York Times editorial, 4 Feb. ‘19 MADISON, Wis. — Wait, wait. Stop right there! Just before…

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A Commmodious White House

By David Benjamin | 01/30/2019 | Comments Off on A Commmodious White House

A Commodious White House by David Benjamin “This man was not naturally wicked, but, on the contrary, as guileless as any man that ever lived. His great simplicity, however, together with his cowardice, missed the better life and then was led on into lustful and cruel habits.” — Cassius Dio MADISON, Wis. — There are…

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"If true…"

By David Benjamin | 01/23/2019 | Comments Off on "If true…"

“If true…” by David Benjamin “ ‘One [option] is, try to figure out right this minute what the truth is, when you have no way of knowing. Or two, and both social media and cable news are a little bit at war with this: Wait a minute.’” — Richard Tofel, president, ProPublica MADISON, Wis. —…

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This is harder than we thought

By David Benjamin | 01/15/2019 | Comments Off on This is harder than we thought

This is harder than we thought by David Benjamin “I’m an obsolete design. T-X is faster, more powerful and more intelligent. It’s a far more effective killing machine.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines LAS VEGAS — This is the first year of the of the retreat of the heretofore unstoppable robo-car.…

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The flight over Phoenix

By David Benjamin | 01/15/2019 | Comments Off on The flight over Phoenix

The flight over Phoenix by David Benjamin “… They patch her up with masking tape With paper clips and strings And still she flies, she never dies Methusaleh with wings…” — “The Gooney Bird Song” MADISON, Wis. — I fell in love with the Douglas DC-3 Dakota — military designation: C-47 Skytrain, nickname: Gooney Bird…

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The skeptical shepherd

By David Benjamin | 12/24/2018 | Comments Off on The skeptical shepherd

The skeptical shepherd by David Benjamin 1 A long time ago, on a cold winter’s night that was so deep, a certain poor shepherd was keeping his sheep and trying to catch forty winks. But it wasn’t easy. He was haunted, almost every time he nodded off, by visions he didn’t understand. The shepherd’s friends…

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Snapshots and graven images

By David Benjamin | 12/20/2018 | Comments Off on Snapshots and graven images

Snapshots and graven images by David Benjamin “… In the souks, however, the price that is named first is an unfathomable riddle. No one knows in advance what it will be, not even the merchant, because in any case there are many prices. Each one relates to a different situation, a different customer, a different…

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Gregor Samsa for president?

By David Benjamin | 12/12/2018 | Comments Off on Gregor Samsa for president?

Gregor Samsa for president? by David Benjamin “… Gregor was a member of the family, despite his present unfortunate and repulsive shape, and ought not to be treated as an enemy… on the contrary, family duty required the suppression of disgust and the exercise of patience…” — Franz Kafka, Metamorphosis PARIS — Based on the…

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“…Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it…”

By David Benjamin | 12/08/2018 | Comments Off on “…Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it…”

“…Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it…” by David Benjamin “… If I could work my will,’ said Scrooge indignantly, ‘every idiot who goes about with “Merry Christmas” on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart…’…” — Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol PARIS…

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Don't say I didn't warn you, Mia Love

By David Benjamin | 11/29/2018 | Comments Off on Don't say I didn't warn you, Mia Love

Don’t say I didn’t warn you, Mia Love by David Benjamin “Mia Love gave me no love and she lost. Too bad. Sorry about that, Mia.” — Chuckles I disapprove of recycling my own screeds. But, in light of this month’s “blue wave, “ including the defeat in Utah of the GOP’s lonely black Congresswoman,…

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