The Weekly Screed

Pandemic notes 1.0: First pants, then shoes

By David Benjamin | 05/14/2020 | Comments Off on Pandemic notes 1.0: First pants, then shoes

by David Benjamin “With malice toward none; with charity for all; with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in; to bind up the nation’s wounds; to care for him who shall have borne the battle, and for his widow,…

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This can’t be happening to us

By David Benjamin | 05/06/2020 | Comments Off on This can’t be happening to us

by David Benjamin “After the Black Death came the Renaissance. From the depths of economic horror came Roosevelt’s New Deal. From this horror, so far, come the senseless twists and turns of the orange Narcissus.”  — Roger Cohen, N.Y. Times MADISON, Wis. — Although I can’t explain why, I’ve always enjoyed reading books about fatal…

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Here’s mud in your eye

By David Benjamin | 04/27/2020 | Comments Off on Here’s mud in your eye

by David Benjamin “I can’t believe I have to say this. But please don’t drink bleach.”  — Joe Biden MADISON, Wis. — I can’t believe I’m saying this but Joe Biden, bless his heart, must be wrong. After all, the White House’s crack medical team — led by Jared “Doc” Kushner and his faithful sidekick…

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The soiling of the American flag… again

By David Benjamin | 04/23/2020 | Comments Off on The soiling of the American flag… again

by David Benjamin “… The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free… The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever… No part of the flag should ever be used…

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There is no God but God… except for you-know-who

By David Benjamin | 04/16/2020 | Comments Off on There is no God but God… except for you-know-who

by David Benjamin “To say no to President Trump would be saying no to God, and I won’t do that.” — Rev. Paula White MADISON, Wis. — Ever since Donald Trump landed ego-first on the Resolute desk like a 250-pound sack of Yukon Gold potatoes, I’ve been mystified — not by his supporters, fans, cronies…

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, dude

By David Benjamin | 04/09/2020 | Comments Off on Absence makes the heart grow fonder, dude

by David Benjamin “By April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.”  — Trump MADISON, Wis. — Yo, Big Don. I hope you don’t mind me calling you that, But hey, it fits. I mean, big? You’re larger than life, yo. And you are the Don! So, anyhow,…

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“Why don’t we pass the time…”

By David Benjamin | 03/31/2020 | Comments Off on “Why don’t we pass the time…”

by David Benjamin “Only the Pontiacs, Nashes and cellar-dwelling La Salles are in financial condition to buy any minor league players to improve their clubs at this time.”  — Jack Kerouac MADISON, Wis. — I learned baseball solitaire from Dick Albright, my first best friend in high school. He invented a game played with a…

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“Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?”

By David Benjamin | 03/25/2020 | Comments Off on “Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?”

by David Benjamin “No one reached out to me and said, ‘As a senior citizen, are you willing to take a chance on your survival in exchange for keeping the America that all America loves for your children and grandchildren?’ If that’s the exchange, I’m all in.”  — Texas Lieutenant Gov. Daniel Patrick WASHINGTON, D.C.…

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Princess Leia for a Day

By David Benjamin | 03/19/2020 | Comments Off on Princess Leia for a Day

by David Benjamin “We should also put an end to the airlines’ pursuit of smaller and smaller seats, which are not only uncomfortable and even physically harmful, but also foster in-flight rage and make the job of flight attendants nigh unbearable.”  — Tim Wu. New York Times,  16 March 2020 Ed Bastian CEO Delta Airlines…

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Covid 19, Trump 0

By David Benjamin | 03/12/2020 | Comments Off on Covid 19, Trump 0

by David Benjamin “Now the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus. Coronavirus. They’re politicizing it. And this is their new hoax.”  — Donald Trump WASHINGTON, 4 November 2020 — In the wake of President Donald Trump’s crushing defeat yesterday, pundits and analysts are speculating cautiously that Trump’s “base” of rabidly loyal followers might been been decisively…

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