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The heartbreak kid

By David Benjamin | 03/10/2021 | Comments Off on The heartbreak kid

by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — Essayist Margaret Renkl recently recalled a question she posed to her great-grandmother about her great-grandfather, who had died some thirty years before. To Renkl’s surprise, great-grandmother barely remembered the man to whom she’d been married for three decades. She told Renkl, “It’s almost like it happened in a dream.”…

The sublime ambiguity of the tormented villain

By David Benjamin | 03/05/2021 | Comments Off on The sublime ambiguity of the tormented villain

by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — One of America’s most familiar figures, Rush Limbaugh, projected a persona that offered barely a smidgeon of nuance. Rush, who died last month, was a two-dimensional construction whom you either loved or hated, No middle ground between. This is how he chose to be esteemed. When interviewed about his…

The snow babies of the Great White North

By David Benjamin | 02/24/2021 | Comments Off on The snow babies of the Great White North

by David Benjamin “The arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold…” — Robert Service MADISON, Wis. — Although systematically hushed up by the mainstream media, there are signs that the Wisconsin tradition of setting surplus children out in the snow in the dead of winter to be eaten by…

Peculiar education

By David Benjamin | 02/19/2021 | Comments Off on Peculiar education

by David Benjamin “If a slave say to his master: “You are not my master,” if they convict him his master shall cut off his ear.” — The Code of Hammurabi, No. 282 MADISON, Wis. — Since the establishment of public schools, one of the hallmarks of American education has been the suppression of knowledge…

Flaming Bikini Rabbis from Planet Sodom!

By David Benjamin | 02/10/2021 | Comments Off on Flaming Bikini Rabbis from Planet Sodom!

by David Benjamin “Then oddly there are all these people who have said they saw what looked like lasers or blue beams of light causing the fires, and pictures and videos…” — Marjorie Taylor Greene MADISON, Wis. — Whenever I catch up on the antics of QAnon Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, The Sound of Music…

The essential egg

By David Benjamin | 02/03/2021 | Comments Off on The essential egg

by David Benjamin “And it is not necessary to have great things to do. I turn my little omelette in the pan for the love of God.” — Brother Lawrence MADISON, Wis. — We left Paris last year just as the pandemic was starting and we haven’t been able to return. But when we go…

The death-wish naiveté of the digimaniac kid

By David Benjamin | 01/28/2021 | Comments Off on The death-wish naiveté of the digimaniac kid

by David Benjamin “A car doesn’t understand why it’s driving anywhere.” — Bart Selman, computer science professor, Cornell University MADISON, Wis. — My mom drove a ’61 Fairlane until the day it more or less exploded in the left lane of Interstate 90 just north of Wisconsin Dells. I was driving, both hands on the…

On writing: A few random rules

By David Benjamin | 01/21/2021 | Comments Off on On writing: A few random rules

by David Benjamin “The good writer seems to be writing about himself (but never is) but has his eye always on that thread of the Universe which runs through himself, and all things.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson MADISON, Wis. — No writer who feels secure is likely to be very good at what he or…

The Idiosyncratic Words of the Year

By David Benjamin | 01/15/2021 | Comments Off on The Idiosyncratic Words of the Year

by David Benjamin “As our Word of the Year process started and this data was opened up, it quickly became apparent that 2020 is not a year that could neatly be accommodated in one single ‘word of the year’…” — Oxford English Dictionary MADISON, Wis. — Really? The Oxford English Dictionary chickened out on Word…

A vast eggshell of iron and glass

By David Benjamin | 01/08/2021 | Comments Off on A vast eggshell of iron and glass

by David Benjamin “I shall always identify Washington with that huge… towering bulge of pure white… [that] vast eggshell, built of iron and glass… a beauty and genuine success.” — Walt Whitman MADISON, Wis. — This week, on the feast of the Epiphany, we learned perhaps why Walt Whitman described the Capitol Dome as an…