The Weekly Screed

A Slave of Euphemism

By David Benjamin | 04/08/2021 | Comments Off on A Slave of Euphemism

by David Benjamin “Be not the slave of words.” — Thomas Carlyle MADISON, Wis. — In my Boston days I frequented a cozy and artful movie house on Massachusetts Avenue between Harvard Square and Central Square, called the Orson Welles Cinema. One of the best flicks I saw there was a Russian romance, A Slave…

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The poltergeist in the Temple

By David Benjamin | 04/02/2021 | Comments Off on The poltergeist in the Temple

by David Benjamin “There is a poor, blind Samson in this land “Shorn of his strength and bound in bonds of steel, “Who may, in some grim revel, raise his hand, “And shake the pillars of this Commonweal, “Till the vast Temple of our liberties “A shapeless mass of wreck and rubbish lies.” — Henry…

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Pandemic notes 6.0: The Chernobylization of Covid-19

By David Benjamin | 03/24/2021 | Comments Off on Pandemic notes 6.0: The Chernobylization of Covid-19

by David Benjamin “This… ‘mutant swarm,’ this ‘quasi species,’ had always held within it the potential to kill, and it had killed. Now, all over the world, the virus had gone through roughly the same number of passages through humans. All over the world, the virus was adapting to humans, achieving maximum efficiency. And all…

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Guns and bigots. Bigots and guns

By David Benjamin | 03/18/2021 | Comments Off on Guns and bigots. Bigots and guns

by David Benjamin “There are tons of guns floating around Georgia, and not much harder to procure than a bowl of goldfish.” — Gail Collins MADISON, Wis. — Ironically, a pathologically horny gunman in Atlanta has pointed a way out of the voting rights crisis that has shaken once reliably Republican strongholds like Georgia, Arizona,…

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The heartbreak kid

By David Benjamin | 03/10/2021 | Comments Off on The heartbreak kid

by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — Essayist Margaret Renkl recently recalled a question she posed to her great-grandmother about her great-grandfather, who had died some thirty years before. To Renkl’s surprise, great-grandmother barely remembered the man to whom she’d been married for three decades. She told Renkl, “It’s almost like it happened in a dream.”…

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The sublime ambiguity of the tormented villain

By David Benjamin | 03/05/2021 | Comments Off on The sublime ambiguity of the tormented villain

by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — One of America’s most familiar figures, Rush Limbaugh, projected a persona that offered barely a smidgeon of nuance. Rush, who died last month, was a two-dimensional construction whom you either loved or hated, No middle ground between. This is how he chose to be esteemed. When interviewed about his…

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The snow babies of the Great White North

By David Benjamin | 02/24/2021 | Comments Off on The snow babies of the Great White North

by David Benjamin “The arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold…” — Robert Service MADISON, Wis. — Although systematically hushed up by the mainstream media, there are signs that the Wisconsin tradition of setting surplus children out in the snow in the dead of winter to be eaten by…

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Peculiar education

By David Benjamin | 02/19/2021 | Comments Off on Peculiar education

by David Benjamin “If a slave say to his master: “You are not my master,” if they convict him his master shall cut off his ear.” — The Code of Hammurabi, No. 282 MADISON, Wis. — Since the establishment of public schools, one of the hallmarks of American education has been the suppression of knowledge…

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Flaming Bikini Rabbis from Planet Sodom!

By David Benjamin | 02/10/2021 | Comments Off on Flaming Bikini Rabbis from Planet Sodom!

by David Benjamin “Then oddly there are all these people who have said they saw what looked like lasers or blue beams of light causing the fires, and pictures and videos…” — Marjorie Taylor Greene MADISON, Wis. — Whenever I catch up on the antics of QAnon Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, The Sound of Music…

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The essential egg

By David Benjamin | 02/03/2021 | Comments Off on The essential egg

by David Benjamin “And it is not necessary to have great things to do. I turn my little omelette in the pan for the love of God.” — Brother Lawrence MADISON, Wis. — We left Paris last year just as the pandemic was starting and we haven’t been able to return. But when we go…

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