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Friday, 24 April, 2 p.m.
Independent Press Association BookCamp, David Benjamin to speak on “The Writer’s Gauntlet,” Hilton Doubletree Hotel, Newark, New Jersey

Thursday, 30 April 2:15 pm
Radio Interview with Sharyn Alden on “Everybody’s Got a Story,” Sun Prairie Media Center

Wednesday, 6 May 9 am
Radio Interview with Phil Nee, on “Jim Otis and Smalltown Crime,  WRCO Radio, Richland Center, Wis.

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The Weekly Screed

Jack Smith throws in the towel

By David Benjamin | 01/12/2023 | Comments Off on Jack Smith throws in the towel

by David Benjamin “I don’t take responsibility at all.” — Trump   WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a shocking Friday the 13th bombshell, Jack Smith, a Justice Department special counsel assigned by Attorney General Merrick Garland to hound Donald Trump to his grave, announced that all investigations of the ex-president have been indefinitely suspended. Smith, who brought to his…

Yuletide blowback

By David Benjamin | 12/29/2022 | Comments Off on Yuletide blowback

by David Benjamin   “My road of good intentions/ Led where such roads always lead/ No good deed/ Goes unpunished … ” — Idina Menzel, from Wicked THE NORTH POLE — For a few days after Christmas Eve, Santa Claus is dead to the world, sleeping off his whirlwind journey, soothing the bruises from squeezing…

A definition of winter

By David Benjamin | 12/22/2022 | Comments Off on A definition of winter

by David Benjamin “Winter is icumen in,/ Lhude sing Goddamm,/ Raineth drop and staineth slop,/ And how the wind doth ramm!/ Sing: Goddamm…” — Ezra Pound, “Ancient Music”   MADISON, Wis.—When does winter start? Although I’ve seen a hell of a lot of winter by now, I hesitate to pin down the exact moment that…

Smart movie comedies you’ve probably never seen

By David Benjamin | 12/13/2022 | Comments Off on Smart movie comedies you’ve probably never seen

by David Benjamin “One after another, films for grownups have failed…” — Brooks Barnes, New York Times   PARIS — My favorite movie genre is the smart comedy, a category born, I believe, with Charlie Chaplin’s 1936 tour de force, Modern Times. The most cohesive and trenchant of Chaplin’s work, Modern Times set a standard…

Have yourself an analog Christmas

By David Benjamin | 12/06/2022 | Comments Off on Have yourself an analog Christmas

by David Benjamin “He sees you when you’re sleeping “And he knows when you’re awake. “He knows if you’ve been bad…” — J. Fred Coots & Haven Gillespie   NORTH POLE — Santa Claus punched his intercom for the fourth time, a moment of frustration that had reduced his jollity to the point of wiping…

How to behave in the stoic reserve

By David Benjamin | 11/29/2022 | Comments Off on How to behave in the stoic reserve

by David Benjamin “I have against me the bourgeois, the military and the diplomats, and for me, only the people who take the Métro.” — Charles de Gaulle   PARIS — Hotlips and I indulged last night in our fifth or sixth viewing of Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant in Charade, during which the two…

Choosing reality

By David Benjamin | 11/21/2022 | Comments Off on Choosing reality

by David Benjamin “Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?” — J.R.R. Tolkien   PARIS — The first college classroom I ever entered contained a long table, at the head of which presided John Bennett, a reputedly distinguished…

Shaking the dust

By David Benjamin | 11/13/2022 | Comments Off on Shaking the dust

by David Benjamin “… I don’t have good news. [The Artistic Committee] were interested in participating but the language was of great concern. ACT is very firm about not using swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain. Also our audiences frown upon any ‘f’ words so we really keep the dialog clean …”…

What if they gave a game and nobody (black) came?

By David Benjamin | 11/03/2022 | Comments Off on What if they gave a game and nobody (black) came?

by David Benjamin  “Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will. Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them, and these will continue till they are resisted with either words…

The hungry gun

By David Benjamin | 10/27/2022 | Comments Off on The hungry gun

by David Benjamin  “I think it would be appropriate to move the age for permitless carry to 18. There’s really no reason why a legal adult should not be able to defend themselves.” — Rachel Malone, Gun Owners of America   MADISON, Wis. — An irony of the midterm election—perhaps the most ironic election season…