The Weekly Screed

A simpler time? Yeah, when?

By David Benjamin | 04/20/2022 | Comments Off on A simpler time? Yeah, when?

by David Benjamin “… You can’t go back home to your family—to a young man’s dream of fame and glory, to the country cottage away from strife and conflict, to the father you have lost, to the old forms and systems of things which seemed everlasting but are changing all the time…”   —Thomas Wolfe…

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The atomic mother-in-law

By David Benjamin | 04/15/2022 | Comments Off on The atomic mother-in-law

by David Benjamin “… I couldn’t help anyone because I… was seriously injured. My entire face and both of my hands were burnt. I went home to Midori-machi stepping over the bodies of the injured and the dead. They looked like forgotten baggage…”   —Woman quoted in  The Witness of Those Two Days: Hiroshima &…

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My big sister’s radio

By David Benjamin | 04/06/2022 | Comments Off on My big sister’s radio

by David Benjamin “… So many deejays so far away/ You oughta heard the records they would play/ On that little transistor, my big sister’s radio/ My big sister’s transistor radio had a song for my heart and a song for my soul/ One for my heartaches and one for my fears…”   —Tommy Castro…

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“I’m hip”

By David Benjamin | 04/01/2022 | Comments Off on “I’m hip”

by David Benjamin “I copped a gig at Minton’s and one night Alfred Lions came in to dig us. He said we gassed him, but we were too far out for the people …”    — Babs Gonzalez MADISON, Wis. — Since “woke” horned its way into the vernacular a few years ago, I’ve struggled…

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The machine-gun in the cloister

By David Benjamin | 03/25/2022 | Comments Off on The machine-gun in the cloister

by David Benjamin “… Thus political language has to consist largely of euphemism, question-begging and sheer cloudy vagueness. Defenceless villages are bombarded from the air, the inhabitants are driven out into the countryside, the cattle machine-gunned, the huts set on fire with incendiary bullets: this is called pacification…” — George Orwell, Politics and the English…

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Computer? … Computer! … COMPUTER!

By David Benjamin | 03/16/2022 | Comments Off on Computer? … Computer! … COMPUTER!

by David Benjamin “The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play.” — Capt. James T. Kirk MADISON, Wis. — All through my grade-school years, a Friday afternoon tabloid called The Weekly Reader was every kid’s gateway to a golden tomorrow. In its inky newsprint pages were unveiled breathtaking technological…

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Dick’s “theory” rears its loony head … again

By David Benjamin | 03/11/2022 | Comments Off on Dick’s “theory” rears its loony head … again

by David Benjamin “Donald Trump … suggested on Fox News Thursday night that [President] Biden should respond to the invasion by personally threatening to obliterate Russia with nuclear weapons.” — Greg Sargent, Washington Post MADISON, Wis. — David Brooks, the Times’ resident touchy-feely columnist, refers to Russian president Vladimir Putin as an “identity politician,” whose…

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“Memory Care”

By David Benjamin | 03/03/2022 | Comments Off on “Memory Care”

by David Benjamin “… Strictly entre nous/ Darling, how are you?/ And how are all/ Those little dreams/ That never did come true?… ” — “Thanks for the Memory,”  Leo Robin & Ralph Rainger MADISON, Wis. — Lately, I’ve been trampling on my sister’s memories. Margaret Ann Benjamin, henceforth referred to as Peg, was a…

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“But, Sister, what if … ”

By David Benjamin | 02/24/2022 | Comments Off on “But, Sister, what if … ”

by David Benjamin “… There’s a limbo moon above/ You will fall in limbo love…” — Chubby Checker MADISON, Wis. — According to a shocking news bulletin, there are deacons in Catholic churches from Michigan to Arizona—and God only knows where else—performing counterfeit baptisms. Over the years, this scandal has affected hundreds, perhaps thousands of…

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Psycho 1: The summit meeting we’d like to see

By David Benjamin | 02/16/2022 | Comments Off on Psycho 1: The summit meeting we’d like to see

by David Benjamin “Potential criminal defendants who are prosecuted on more recent, ‘easier’ grounds are not necessarily brought to justice on each and every instance of wrongdoing. Al Capone famously went to prison for tax evasion, not for his violent crimes.” — Jennifer Rubin, Washington Post SOMEWHERE OFF ROUTE 1, FREDERICKSBURG, Va.— They had maintained scrupulous…

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