The Weekly Screed

Roe v. Gantry

By David Benjamin | 12/09/2021 | Comments Off on Roe v. Gantry

by David Benjamin “Elmer had, even in Zenith, to meet plenty of solemn and whiskery persons whose only pleasure aside from not doing agreeable things was keeping others from doing them.” — Sinclair Lewis PARIS — On the flight over here, I finally got around to reading Elmer Gantry — during which it readily dawned…

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“Dear Twelve…”

By David Benjamin | 12/04/2021 | Comments Off on “Dear Twelve…”

by David Benjamin Aaron Rodgers 1265 Lombardi Avenue Green Bay Wisconsin Dear Aaron: You’re an odd duck. I mean that in the most complimentary sense. I’m one, too. Been that way since — best guess — the summer before second grade when I was corrupted by Chucky Dutcher. You’re also a know-it-all. Me, too. Like…

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Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like Xanadu

By David Benjamin | 11/28/2021 | Comments Off on Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like Xanadu

by David Benjamin “Kings are like stars. They rise and set, they have the worship of the world, but no repose.”— Percy Bysshe Shelley MADISON, Wis. — Since monarchy fell out of fashion, it’s gotten tougher to be an autocrat. Donald Trump, for example, appeared to be rising unstoppably toward a sort of reich amerikanisch.…

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An overdose of Moxie, dear

By David Benjamin | 11/18/2021 | Comments Off on An overdose of Moxie, dear

by David Benjamin “Judge Rayford: Mr. Kirkland you are out of order! “Arthur Kirkland: You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They’re out of order!…” — And Justice For All (1979) A COURTROOM SOMEWHERE IN WISCONSIN — The judge pushed aside several empty Chinese food cartons and…

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The child soldiers of football

By David Benjamin | 11/10/2021 | Comments Off on The child soldiers of football

by David Benjamin “I think that they’re making a terrible mistake and they’re injuring children’s brains. It’s the second child abuse crisis in the Catholic Church.” — Denny Doyle MADISON, Wis. — There’s a visionary in Cincinnati, although some consider him a crank, named Denny Doyle, who’s trying to convince the Catholic Youth Organization to…

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Books, Blacks and Blondie

By David Benjamin | 11/05/2021 | Comments Off on Books, Blacks and Blondie

by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — So, it’s 1965 or ’66 and I’m between classes in high school. I encounter a singularly yummy girl named Sherry, who has a reputation. Gently, she pins me against the lockers and goes into a sort of Mae West “Why don’t you come up and see me sometime?” routine.…

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Sympathy — with airtime — for the Devil

By David Benjamin | 10/29/2021 | Comments Off on Sympathy — with airtime — for the Devil

by David Benjamin “African slavery, as it exists in the United States, is a moral, a social, and a political blessing.” — Jefferson Davis MADISON, Wis. — The ratings for two Civil War retrospectives, aired Sunday on MSNBC, were probably lousy. I can only hope so. This documentary double-dip, Patricia Boynton’s “Civil War (Or, Who…

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Ding dong, “in which” is dead

By David Benjamin | 10/21/2021 | Comments Off on Ding dong, “in which” is dead

by David Benjamin “… It is not surprising that military leaders would be reluctant to give up on a mission their organization had invested so much in…” — Jessica D. Blankshain & Max Z. Margulies, NY Times, 16 Sept. MADISON, Wis. — This week, sportswriter Chris Conte, an online columnist for Hardwood Houdini, wrote the…

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An oasis of culinary discourse

By David Benjamin | 10/15/2021 | Comments Off on An oasis of culinary discourse

by David Benjamin “… It is aways advisable to remember that Paris is a city of brilliant light, and corresponding shadow which cloaks many strange things.” — Netley Lucas, Criminal Paris PARIS — In the early 1920s, a reformed British crook named Netley Lucas undertook a perilous tour through the underworld of Paris, guided —…

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Spluttering with Otto, splattering with Roy

By David Benjamin | 10/08/2021 | Comments Off on Spluttering with Otto, splattering with Roy

by David Benjamin “Once you have learned how to ask questions — relevant and appropriate and substantial questions—you have learned how to learn and no one can keep you from learning whatever you want or need to know.” — Neil Postman & Charles Weingartner PARIS — There’s a persistent and popular prejudice, particularly in America,…

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