The Weekly Screed

Together again, for the first time

By David Benjamin | 09/15/2022 | Comments Off on Together again, for the first time

by David Benjamin   “A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.” — Mark Twain   MADISON, Wis. — Last weekend at my 55th-year high-school reunion, I drifted from the crowd and found, alone at a table, a woman whose name tag—featuring her 1967 yearbook photo—read Linda.  Hesitantly, I sat with her.…

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Are you ready for some foopball?

By David Benjamin | 09/09/2022 | Comments Off on Are you ready for some foopball?

by David Benjamin    “On TV the people can see it. On radio you’ve got to create it.” — Bob Uecker   MADISON, Wis. — I’m not Ohio State. I’ve been an avid Green Bay Packers fan since I was twelve, but, despite repeated suggestions by TV color commentators like Daryl Johnston, I am not—personally—the…

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The offshoring of conscience

By David Benjamin | 09/02/2022 | Comments Off on The offshoring of conscience

by David Benjamin “We are going to have a long-term worker shortage. So, bringing back high-labor content products doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.” — Sen. Ron Johnson   MADISON, Wis. — One of the capitalists myths punctured by the Covid-19 pandemic was the efficiency of the global supply chain, which allowed corporations to…

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Guy Montag, eat your heart out

By David Benjamin | 08/25/2022 | Comments Off on Guy Montag, eat your heart out

by David Benjamin “If they give you ruled paper, write the other way” —Juan Ramon Jimenez, quoted by Ray Bradbury in Fahrenheit 451   MADISON, Wis. — Nobody is quite sure whether the school board in Keller, Texas has “officially” banned from its libraries the Bible and The Diary of Anne Frank. They seem to…

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Abominable masterpiece

By David Benjamin | 08/19/2022 | Comments Off on Abominable masterpiece

by David Benjamin “The Negro race has had enough trouble, more than enough of its share of injustice, oppression, tragedy, suffering and sorrow. And because of the social progress which Negroes achieved in the face of these handicaps, it is best that The Birth of a Nation in its present form be withheld from public…

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The wail of the weakling

By David Benjamin | 08/11/2022 | Comments Off on The wail of the weakling

by David Benjamin   “In the fell clutch of circumstance       I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance       My head is bloody, but unbowed…” —William Ernest Henley, “Invictus”   MADISON, Wis. — Jeez Louise, whatever became of the strong, silent type? For all my life, and yours, the first commandment of…

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A hot time in the old town

By David Benjamin | 08/05/2022 | Comments Off on A hot time in the old town

by David Benjamin “Hot town, summer in the city? Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty…” —John Sebastian MADISON, Wis. — You don’t have to guess what city John Sebastian was thinking about when he — along with Steve Boone and his brother Mark — wrote “ … All around, people looking half-dead, Walking on…

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What they don’t see is what they get

By David Benjamin | 07/28/2022 | Comments Off on What they don’t see is what they get

by David Benjamin “… laws are being shoved through Congress that specifically restrict certain firearms, armor, ammo and the like. The Obama administration made it clear that their agenda was to disarm patriots, just like Hitler, Stalin, [Pol] Pot and Mao did. We are headed for disaster…” —Lisa Haven, The Millennium Report (dated Feb. 2018)…

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Variation on a theme from Aristophanes

By David Benjamin | 07/22/2022 | Comments Off on Variation on a theme from Aristophanes

by David Benjamin “… Without sex what will happen to our great State? Democracy will end if we can’t copulate.… ” —Aristophanes, Lysistrata MADISON, Wis.— It’s a dubious distinction to occupy a province in which, by the decree of white Judges Sam and Amy, John and Brett, along with America’s foremost Self-Hating Negro, abortion has…

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Whaddya gonna do?

By David Benjamin | 07/15/2022 | Comments Off on Whaddya gonna do?

by David Benjamin “… I looked and behold, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like blood, and the stars of the sky fell to earth as the fig tree sheds its winter fruit when shaken by the gale; the sky vanished like a scroll that…

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