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Do helicopter parents have heliport kids?

By David Benjamin | 01/17/2024 | Comments Off on Do helicopter parents have heliport kids?

by David Benjamin   “Herbert T. Gillis: Son, is this the book you were looking for?  “Dobie Gillis: Oh, yeah. Thanks, Dad. I don’t know what I’d do without you.  “Herbert T. Gillis: Yeah, neither do I, but just thinking about it has made my whole day.” —“The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis”   MADISON,…

CES ’24: ‘Ah feel ya, man.’

By David Benjamin | 01/13/2024 | Comments Off on CES ’24: ‘Ah feel ya, man.’

by David Benjamin   “… Feelings, whoa, oh, oh, feelings/ Whoa, oh, oh, feel it again in my arms/ Feelings, whoa, oh, oh, feelings/ Whoa, oh, oh, feel it/ Whoa, oh, again” — Morris Albert   LAS VEGAS—Watching a relay team of Sony, Honda and Microsoft execs at a Consumer Electronics Show (CES) “press conference”…

The Hinauslehnen Hundred

By David Benjamin | 01/03/2024 | Comments Off on The Hinauslehnen Hundred

by David Benjamin  “Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash we have very little reason to be interested in them.”  ― Pauline Kael MADISON, Wis.—My favorite movie maven, Nick Hinauslehnen, who publishes a film periodical called Flashback, poses an annual question for readers. This year, he asks, “What movies…

How George the Cat Wrecked Christmas

By David Benjamin | 12/19/2023 | Comments Off on How George the Cat Wrecked Christmas

by David Benjamin   George was accident prone. For example, the first time he met Jody’s mother, he boldly leapt into her lap. She was drinking tea at the time, but she only spilled a few drops because George, despite his tendency toward minor, forgivable mishaps, had a knack for soft landings.  Jody’s Mom, who…

The pain and purgation of Paris guilt

By David Benjamin | 12/02/2023 | Comments Off on The pain and purgation of Paris guilt

by David Benjamin    “…  Even the pigeons are dancing, kissing, going in circles, mounting each other. Paris is the city of love, even for the birds …”  ― Samantha Schutz   PARIS — We were barely awake yesterday before we were plunging through Métro tunnels, beneath the Seine, resurfacing at the place de la…

“… the lilt of language listening to lines …”

By David Benjamin | 11/24/2023 | Comments Off on “… the lilt of language listening to lines …”

by David Benjamin    “…  The humanities are like the great old Paris Flea Market where, amidst masses of junk, people with a good eye found cast away treasures … They are like a refugee camp where all the geniuses driven out of their jobs and countries by unfriendly regimes are idling …”  ― Allan…

When you’re in love, there’s no way out

By David Benjamin | 11/17/2023 | Comments Off on When you’re in love, there’s no way out

by David Benjamin    “… The Italian novelist Federico Moccia appears to have been the catalyst for turning the custom into a romantic gesture after his popular book, I Want You, which was made into a 2012 movie, featured a scene of two love interests attaching a padlock on the Ponte Vecchio Bridge in Florence…”…

Hermaphrodites in hypothesis

By David Benjamin | 11/10/2023 | Comments Off on Hermaphrodites in hypothesis

by David Benjamin    “The very essence of romance is uncertainty.” — Oscar Wilde   MADISON, Wis.—A lexicographer walks into a bar. More accurately, it’s a gay club. Glenn, the lexicographer, is uneasy—indeed, deeply troubled— not because he’s uncomfortable among the “men” milling, drinking, laughing, talking, flirting and attempting to dance what looks to him…

Ving Rhames saves democracy

By David Benjamin | 11/02/2023 | Comments Off on Ving Rhames saves democracy

by David Benjamin    “… I believe God has ordained and allowed each one of us to be brought here for this specific moment…” — Rep. Mike Johnson, after election as Speaker of the House   HOLLYWOOD — “I’ve got it! I’ve got it, I’ve GOT it!” Louie “The Lip” Lipset, assistant to one of…

Israel, Hamas and the revolutionaries of Ed 101

By David Benjamin | 10/26/2023 | Comments Off on Israel, Hamas and the revolutionaries of Ed 101

by David Benjamin   “… We may graduate our students, confer degrees that certify their qualifications as the best and brightest. But we have clearly failed to educate them. We have failed to give them the ethical foundation and moral compass to recognize the basics of humanity…” — Ezekiel J. Emanuel, vice provost for global…