The Weekly Screed

Sour grapes

By David Benjamin | 07/14/2015 | Comments Off on Sour grapes

TUESDAY, JULY 14, 2015 The Weekly Screed (#728) Sour grapes by David Benjamin “Never hurts to give us a crack at something… but we’re not going to publish a book narrated by a dog who ‘discourses on human/dog relations and canine theology while debating dog ethics with a poodle named Cupcake.’ That’s just not us…”…

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When Oliver Stone mishandled Michael Caine

By David Benjamin | 07/07/2015 | Comments Off on When Oliver Stone mishandled Michael Caine

TUESDAY, JULY 7, 2015 The Weekly Screed (#727) When Oliver Stone mishandled Michael Caine by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — In my newspaper days as editor of a Massachusetts weekly, the Mansfield News, I probably had too much fun. There was, for example, a summer day in 1981 when I needed to fill space in…

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The prebuttal imperative of the “liberal media”

By David Benjamin | 06/29/2015 | Comments Off on The prebuttal imperative of the “liberal media”

TUESDAY, JUNE 30, 2015 The Weekly Screed (#726) The prebuttal imperative of the “liberal media” by David Benjamin PARIS — I thought I’d coined the word “prebuttal” until today when, in the New York Times, I found Paul Vallely using it in an op-ed piece about Pope Francis’ environmental encyclical, Laudato Sii. Vallely was citing…

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Know thy caliber, know thyself

By David Benjamin | 06/22/2015 | Comments Off on Know thy caliber, know thyself

MONDAY, JUNE 22, 2015 The Weekly Screed (#725) Know thy caliber, know thyself by David Benjamin PARIS — In the wake of the vicious killings at the Emanuel AME Church, Americans can take some solace in the embrace of psychology — by the National Rifle Association and the Caucasian Caucus of the Republican Party —…

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Bistro nights

By David Benjamin | 06/15/2015 | Comments Off on Bistro nights

MONDAY, JUNE 15, 2015 The Weekly Screed (#724) Bistro nights by David Benjamin PARIS — A while ago, I sent a New York editor to one of my favorite Paris bistros, a rustic meat-and-blettes eatery called Chez René. I warned her that the head waiter, Michel, would be scary. Sure enough, Michel intimidated Katie and…

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The ancient tarts of rue St. Denis and the Marcel Proust of tennis elbow

By David Benjamin | 06/02/2015 | Comments Off on The ancient tarts of rue St. Denis and the Marcel Proust of tennis elbow

MONDAY, JUNE 2, 2015 The Weekly Screed (#722) The ancient tarts of rue St. Denis and the Marcel Proust of tennis elbow by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — One of my favorite Paris expeditions starts in the heart of the city and heads due north on rue St. Denis. This venerable street isn’t one of…

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This dog has had its day

By David Benjamin | 05/22/2015 | Comments Off on This dog has had its day

FRIDAY, MAY 22, 2015 The Weekly Screed (#721) This dog has had its day by David Benjamin “Are you really willing to give up your liberty for security?” — Sen. Rand Paul MADISON, Wis. — Rand Paul and the anti-government anarchists who live in cinder-block bunkers with a ten-year stash of flashlight batteries and Cheez…

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Da Pats

By David Benjamin | 05/14/2015 | Comments Off on Da Pats

WEDNESDAY, MAY 13, 2015 The Weekly Screed (#720) Da Pats by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — It’s one of the ugliest scenes in the history of professional football. On 12 August 1978, in a desultory pre-season National Football League game between the Oakland Raiders and New England Patriots, Pats quarterback Steve Grogan threw an off-target…

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Look, Ma! No hands!

By David Benjamin | 05/06/2015 | Comments Off on Look, Ma! No hands!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 6, 2015 The Weekly Screed (#719) Look, Ma! No hands! by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — They’re bandying phrases now like “autonomous car” and “hands-free motoring.” What this means is that if you’re one of those dreamers who’ve always yearned to eat a big plateful of buttermilk pancakes, or crochet a granny-square afghan…

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The ministrations of fear

By David Benjamin | 04/30/2015 | Comments Off on The ministrations of fear

THURSDAY, APRIL 30, 2015 The Weekly Screed (#718) The ministrations of fear by David Benjamin “So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance…” — Franklin Delano Roosevelt, First…

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