The Weekly Screed

How Joseph Saved the Nativity Scene

By David Benjamin | 12/11/2015 | Comments Off on How Joseph Saved the Nativity Scene

How Joseph Saved the Nativity Scene by David Benjamin BETHLEHEM, 0 A.D. — This usually sleepy village was bustling and noisy with pilgrims who’d been ordered there by Caesar to register for the Roman census. Among them was an aged carpenter named Joseph, who had just arrived after the long trek from a grubby little…

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Daddy-O meets Quentin Tarantino

By David Benjamin | 12/06/2015 | Comments Off on Daddy-O meets Quentin Tarantino

Daddy-O meets Quentin Tarantino by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — Guns are the thing. As the latest massacre reports trickle in, we’re beginning to grasp the disturbing banality of Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik. Yes, Tashfeen grew up in a hotbed of Muslim fundamentalism in Pakistan and pledged her troth, before pulling the trigger, to…

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The Muslim plank

By David Benjamin | 11/28/2015 | Comments Off on The Muslim plank

The Muslim plank by David Benjamin “I said the wall, and I was referring to the wall, but database is okay, and watch list is okay, and surveillance is okay… I want surveillance of these people that are coming in — the Trojan Horse — I want to know who the hell they are ……

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An act of God

By David Benjamin | 11/19/2015 | Comments Off on An act of God

An act of God by David Benjamin “Killing random people in restaurants and at concerts is a strategy that reflects its perpetrators’ fundamental weakness. It isn’t going to establish a caliphate in Paris. What it can do, however, is inspire fear — which is why we call it terrorism, and shouldn’t dignify it with the…

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When cool was still cool

By David Benjamin | 11/16/2015 | Comments Off on When cool was still cool

When cool was still cool by David Benjamin “Bond is important: this invincible superman that every man would like to copy, that every woman would like to conquer, this dream we all have of survival. And then one can’t help liking him…”         — Sean Connery MADISON, Wis. — With every release of a new James…

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Do-gooders from Hell

By David Benjamin | 11/05/2015 | Comments Off on Do-gooders from Hell

Do-gooders from Hell by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — In my childhood hometown of Tomah, Wisconsin, two quietly grand old buildings have survived the march of development. One is the library, underwritten by Andrew Carnegie and designed by one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s more tasteful disciples. The other is the VA Hospital, built of stolid…

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Oh, Susanna, now don’t you lie to me

By David Benjamin | 10/29/2015 | Comments Off on Oh, Susanna, now don’t you lie to me

Oh, Susanna, now don’t you lie to me by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — Thanks to my wife, the hotshot high-tech journalist, I get to crash parties where I don’t belong. For me, “the turd in the punchbowl” isn’t just a grace note. It’s my red badge of impertinence. So, there I was — without…

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Lying about history, to our children

By David Benjamin | 10/21/2015 | Comments Off on Lying about history, to our children

Lying about history, to our children by David Benjamin “… Soviet pressure against the free institutions of the Western world is something that can be contained by the adroit and vigilant application of counterforce at a series of constantly shifting geographical and political points, corresponding to the shifts and manoeuvers of Soviet policy, but which…

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This country is condemned

By David Benjamin | 10/16/2015 | Comments Off on This country is condemned

This country is condemned by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — When I was twelve, the apartment I shared with Mom, my sister and my brother was condemned — officially — by the town’s building inspector. We were in the rear unit above the S&Q Hardware on Superior Avenue, and people weren’t supposed to be living…

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The Futuremobile takes charge

By David Benjamin | 10/07/2015 | Comments Off on The Futuremobile takes charge

The Futuremobile takes charge by David Benjamin BORDEAUX, France — The development of driver-optional “autonomous” automobiles, all the rage at the ITS (Intelligent Transportation Systems) World Congress, has begun to haunt me with premonitions of a pedestrian future. I picture George, a typical American working stiff. He’s finished his shift. Nearing his car, he punches…

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