The Weekly Screed

"… Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?"

By David Benjamin | 10/26/2016 | Comments Off on "… Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?"

“… Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?” by David Benjamin “Rock ’n’ roll music and why I preach against it. I believe that it is a contributing factor to our juvenile delinquency of today. I know what it does to you. And I know the evil feeling that you feel…

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"CHIRP!"

By David Benjamin | 10/14/2016 | Comments Off on "CHIRP!"

“CHIRP!” by David Benjamin “The job of the newspaper is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.” — Mr. Dooley (Finley Peter Dunne) PARIS — When the press acquiesced to being called “the media,” the door closed on Finley Peter Dunne and opened wide for Billy Bush. Marshall McLuhan introduced the term “medium” to…

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Donald Trump's Parisian sweetheart

By David Benjamin | 10/06/2016 | Comments Off on Donald Trump's Parisian sweetheart

Donald Trump’s Parisian sweetheart by David Benjamin “When I was a child, I talked like a child. I thought like a child. I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.” — 1 Corinthians 13:11 PARIS — My friends in the Trumpkamp think that non-Trumpniks like…

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Out to dejeuner

By David Benjamin | 09/30/2016 | Comments Off on Out to dejeuner

Out to dejeuner by David Benjamin “A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent.” — Eugene Atget PARIS — I follow, meekly, the footsteps of Eugene Atget. Atget was the original, essential Parisian, unable to get his fill of the City of Light. In the early days of photography, Atget fed…

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Superego

By David Benjamin | 09/22/2016 | Comments Off on Superego

Superego by David Benjamin “Hooray, excelsior and pow! The ship of state is sunk and dead, And we, the fools, are at the bow, From which the wise and good have fled.” — Benjie, The Id, 1966 PARIS — Bob Schuster was my first publisher. The imprint was SRTB Ketchachokee Publications. The four letters designated…

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Pop quiz

By David Benjamin | 09/15/2016 | Comments Off on Pop quiz

Pop quiz by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — One of the most entertaining moments in every election cycle is when a candidate who’s been saturated with talking points and pumped full of pat answers gets blindsided by a query that neither he/she, nor any of his/her handlers, ever saw coming. The latest example was when…

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Building the better wetback trap

By David Benjamin | 09/07/2016 | Comments Off on Building the better wetback trap

Building the better wetback trap by David Benjamin “… I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters…” — Donald Trump MADISON, Wis. — Among the more tawdry spectacles in a campaign that sets a new standard for tawdriness, Donald Trump’s tasteless display — during a…

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The red-and-white blues (and yellow fringe)

By David Benjamin | 09/02/2016 | Comments Off on The red-and-white blues (and yellow fringe)

The red-and-white blues (and yellow fringe) by David Benjamin “Speech doesn’t just mean written words or oral words. It could be semaphore. And burning a flag is a symbol that expresses an idea…” — Justice Antonin Scalia MADISON, Wis. — The Stars and Stripes is easily the most battered and beleaguered flag in anybody’s history.…

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Confessions of a navel observer

By David Benjamin | 08/26/2016 | Comments Off on Confessions of a navel observer

Confessions of a navel observer by David Benjamin “It is hardly necessary to waste words over the so-called bikini since it is inconceivable that any girl with tact and decency would ever wear such a thing.” — Modern Girl, 1957 MADISON, Wis. — I went to Catholic school and developed a belly-button fetish. Looking back…

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Demagoguery, Nelson Algren and other campaign notes

By David Benjamin | 08/19/2016 | Comments Off on Demagoguery, Nelson Algren and other campaign notes

Demagoguery, Nelson Algren and other campaign notes by David Benjamin “I don’t want to seem racist or nothing but the black heritage has been raised in a certain way that there’s no incentive to get out and work because all of a sudden you have five kids and there are no dads around.” — Jack…

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