The Weekly Screed

The Alibi Sheet

By David Benjamin | 07/01/2020 | Comments Off on The Alibi Sheet

by David Benjamin “The president does read… The president is the most informed person on planet Earth…”  — Presidential press secretary Kayleigh McEnaney MADISON, Ws. — Among the lesser noticed Top Secret documents that leaked — well, it was more of a flood — from highly placed but fearfully anonymous sources in Washington in the…

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The hunt for Red Antifa

By David Benjamin | 06/22/2020 | Comments Off on The hunt for Red Antifa

by David Benjamin “… Antifa, short for anti-fascists, hasn’t killed anyone and appears to have been only a marginal presence in Black Lives Matter protests. None of those arrested on serious federal charges related to the unrest have been linked to antifa…”  — Nicholas Kristof, N.Y. Times “We have to find one, Your Majesty.” It’s…

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The shame of it all

By David Benjamin | 06/16/2020 | Comments Off on The shame of it all

by David Benjamin “[W]e are the heirs of a past of rope, fire, and murder. I for one am not ashamed of this past. My shame is for those who became so inhuman that they could inflict this torture upon us.” — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. MADISON, Wis. — For most of my life,…

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Entertainment for men, civilization for boys

By David Benjamin | 06/09/2020 | Comments Off on Entertainment for men, civilization for boys

by David Benjamin “Our morality is based, in large part, on mystical dogma, not reason, our lives are governed by superstition and prejudice rather than knowledge. Self-sacrifice is prized above self-interest and self-esteem. Society is placed above the individual. And the goal of happiness is lost in a labyrinthine maze of emotional responses, self-doubts, self-denials,…

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The white cop quandary: Then and now

By David Benjamin | 06/02/2020 | Comments Off on The white cop quandary: Then and now

by David Benjamin In July 1968, I was counselor for sixteen kids from Chicago at an art and music camp in East Troy, Wisconsin, operated by Hull House Association. One day, as the Chicago Police were mobilizing for war against Yippies and young people at the upcoming Democratic National Convention, I casually asked my 11-year-old…

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The Trumple with tribbles

By David Benjamin | 05/28/2020 | Comments Off on The Trumple with tribbles

by David Benjamin “China has been working very hard to contain the Coronavirus. The United States greatly appreciates their efforts and transparency … I want to thank President Xi!”  — Trump MADISON, Wis. — 1) Let’s give the president an iota of credit. A popular perception is that he spends his days — save for…

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Saving Alaska from literature

By David Benjamin | 05/20/2020 | Comments Off on Saving Alaska from literature

by David Benjamin “So now do you see why books are hated and feared? They show the pores in the face of life. The comfortable people want only wax moon faces, poreless, hairless, expressionless.”  — Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 MADISON, Wis. — The latest illiterate school board to get into the book-banning biz is in…

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Pandemic notes 1.0: First pants, then shoes

By David Benjamin | 05/14/2020 | Comments Off on Pandemic notes 1.0: First pants, then shoes

by David Benjamin “With malice toward none; with charity for all; with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in; to bind up the nation’s wounds; to care for him who shall have borne the battle, and for his widow,…

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This can’t be happening to us

By David Benjamin | 05/06/2020 | Comments Off on This can’t be happening to us

by David Benjamin “After the Black Death came the Renaissance. From the depths of economic horror came Roosevelt’s New Deal. From this horror, so far, come the senseless twists and turns of the orange Narcissus.”  — Roger Cohen, N.Y. Times MADISON, Wis. — Although I can’t explain why, I’ve always enjoyed reading books about fatal…

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Here’s mud in your eye

By David Benjamin | 04/27/2020 | Comments Off on Here’s mud in your eye

by David Benjamin “I can’t believe I have to say this. But please don’t drink bleach.”  — Joe Biden MADISON, Wis. — I can’t believe I’m saying this but Joe Biden, bless his heart, must be wrong. After all, the White House’s crack medical team — led by Jared “Doc” Kushner and his faithful sidekick…

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