The Weekly Screed

Brusveen was here

By David Benjamin | 12/17/2020 | Comments Off on Brusveen was here

by David Benjamin In a period roughly between 1974 and 1983, I was an editor and columnist for the Mansfield (Mass.) News, where I served in a plethora of roles that included reporter, photographer and columnist. In the latter capacity, I wrote an opinion column called The Fourth Estate, a sports column called The Fifth…

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Dear Judge Amy

By David Benjamin | 12/10/2020 | Comments Off on Dear Judge Amy

by David Benjamin   Amy Coney Barrett Associate Justice The Supreme Court of the United States 1 First Street NE Washington, DC 20543   Justice Barrett: Congratulations on your appointment to the Court and on dodging the bullet that was aimed at your integrity by Donald Trump’s absurdist plot to overturn the election. You are…

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The Fourth Ghost

By David Benjamin | 12/04/2020 | Comments Off on The Fourth Ghost

by David Benjamin “So now Della’s beautiful hair fell about her, shining like a falling stream of brown water. It reached below her knee. It almost made itself into a dress for her.” — O. Henry, The Gift of the Magi   Ebeneezer Scrooge awoke in a daze from a fitful sleep. Rubbing his face…

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Pandemic notes 5.0: Mutant swarms and Nashian furfurs

By David Benjamin | 11/26/2020 | Comments Off on Pandemic notes 5.0: Mutant swarms and Nashian furfurs

by David Benjamin “In plague, fear acts as a solvent on human relationships; it makes everyone an enemy and everyone an isolate. In plague, every man becomes… a small, haunted island of suspicion, fear and despair.” — John Kelly, The Great Mortality MADISON, Wis. —  The Covid-19 pandemic has swollen the English lexicon and turned…

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Holster that dootenforzer, pardner!

By David Benjamin | 11/19/2020 | Comments Off on Holster that dootenforzer, pardner!

by David Benjamin  “… Now he turned my dial to channel one I knew that this was gonna be fun He turned my dial to channel two That station thrilled me through and through…” — Phil Medley and Bill Sanford, “TV Is the Thing This Year” MADISON, Wis. — There’s a tableau in Rob Reiner’s…

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Moving day

By David Benjamin | 11/12/2020 | Comments Off on Moving day

by David Benjamin  “Unlike ‘Groundhog Day,’ which was funny, this isn’t funny at all” — David Fink, attorney for the City of Detroit THE WHITE HOUSE, 20 January 2021 — When the President and his wife tried to enter the Oval Office, the door would not open. It seemed to be obstructed from inside. After…

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Sore loser

By David Benjamin | 11/07/2020 | Comments Off on Sore loser

by David Benjamin  “Now it is Biden’s moment… The moment of an American who understands that you can’t sculpt from rotten wood, and so every democracy requires the foundation of truth.” — Roger Cohen MADISON, Wis. — I’m the eternal political optimist, even in the wake of  two presidential elections that would’ve prompted Pollyanna to…

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Sunny, one so true…

By David Benjamin | 10/28/2020 | Comments Off on Sunny, one so true…

by David Benjamin  MADISON, Wis. — One of the reviews of my book, The Life and Times of the Last Kid Picked, which is sort of a memoir, took note of the fact that I had let my dad off the hook for his human frailties and flagrant unfatherliness. The reviewer thought I should have…

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A few questions from the wrong side of the tracks

By David Benjamin | 10/21/2020 | Comments Off on A few questions from the wrong side of the tracks

by David Benjamin “In Iowa, where politics is a popular sport, any competent candidate knows how to answer questions like ‘What is your all-time favorite Iowa State Fair butter sculpture?’ (The safest answer is the butter Last Supper).” —Ed Kilgore, New York magazine MADISON, Wis. — The great pitfall to being a “populist,” a callus-fingered…

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Lepers, whores, B’rer Rabbit and Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah

By David Benjamin | 10/13/2020 | Comments Off on Lepers, whores, B’rer Rabbit and Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah

by David Benjamin “In dis worl, lots of folks is gotter suffer fer udder folks’ sins. Look like hit’s mighty onwrong; but hit’s des dat away. Tribbalashun seem like she’s a-waitin’ roun’ de cornder fer ter ketch one en all un us, honey.” —Uncle Remus MADISON, Wis. — When I was a kid, obediently memorizing…

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