The Weekly Screed

The death-wish naiveté of the digimaniac kid

By David Benjamin | 01/28/2021 | Comments Off on The death-wish naiveté of the digimaniac kid

by David Benjamin “A car doesn’t understand why it’s driving anywhere.” — Bart Selman, computer science professor, Cornell University MADISON, Wis. — My mom drove a ’61 Fairlane until the day it more or less exploded in the left lane of Interstate 90 just north of Wisconsin Dells. I was driving, both hands on the…

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On writing: A few random rules

By David Benjamin | 01/21/2021 | Comments Off on On writing: A few random rules

by David Benjamin “The good writer seems to be writing about himself (but never is) but has his eye always on that thread of the Universe which runs through himself, and all things.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson MADISON, Wis. — No writer who feels secure is likely to be very good at what he or…

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The Idiosyncratic Words of the Year

By David Benjamin | 01/15/2021 | Comments Off on The Idiosyncratic Words of the Year

by David Benjamin “As our Word of the Year process started and this data was opened up, it quickly became apparent that 2020 is not a year that could neatly be accommodated in one single ‘word of the year’…” — Oxford English Dictionary MADISON, Wis. — Really? The Oxford English Dictionary chickened out on Word…

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A vast eggshell of iron and glass

By David Benjamin | 01/08/2021 | Comments Off on A vast eggshell of iron and glass

by David Benjamin “I shall always identify Washington with that huge… towering bulge of pure white… [that] vast eggshell, built of iron and glass… a beauty and genuine success.” — Walt Whitman MADISON, Wis. — This week, on the feast of the Epiphany, we learned perhaps why Walt Whitman described the Capitol Dome as an…

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Trusting our way to a truce

By David Benjamin | 01/02/2021 | Comments Off on Trusting our way to a truce

by David Benjamin “When trust was in the room, whatever room that was — the family room, the schoolroom, the locker room, the office room, the government room or the military room — good things happened. When trust was not in the room, good things did not happen.” — Former Secretary of State George P.…

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Christmas: It’s not all shmaltz and treacle

By David Benjamin | 12/23/2020 | Comments Off on Christmas: It’s not all shmaltz and treacle

by David Benjamin “If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.” — Ebenezer Scrooge, A Christmas Carol MADISON, Wis. — As I was scrolling the channel guide last night,…

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Brusveen was here

By David Benjamin | 12/17/2020 | Comments Off on Brusveen was here

by David Benjamin In a period roughly between 1974 and 1983, I was an editor and columnist for the Mansfield (Mass.) News, where I served in a plethora of roles that included reporter, photographer and columnist. In the latter capacity, I wrote an opinion column called The Fourth Estate, a sports column called The Fifth…

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Dear Judge Amy

By David Benjamin | 12/10/2020 | Comments Off on Dear Judge Amy

by David Benjamin   Amy Coney Barrett Associate Justice The Supreme Court of the United States 1 First Street NE Washington, DC 20543   Justice Barrett: Congratulations on your appointment to the Court and on dodging the bullet that was aimed at your integrity by Donald Trump’s absurdist plot to overturn the election. You are…

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The Fourth Ghost

By David Benjamin | 12/04/2020 | Comments Off on The Fourth Ghost

by David Benjamin “So now Della’s beautiful hair fell about her, shining like a falling stream of brown water. It reached below her knee. It almost made itself into a dress for her.” — O. Henry, The Gift of the Magi   Ebeneezer Scrooge awoke in a daze from a fitful sleep. Rubbing his face…

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Pandemic notes 5.0: Mutant swarms and Nashian furfurs

By David Benjamin | 11/26/2020 | Comments Off on Pandemic notes 5.0: Mutant swarms and Nashian furfurs

by David Benjamin “In plague, fear acts as a solvent on human relationships; it makes everyone an enemy and everyone an isolate. In plague, every man becomes… a small, haunted island of suspicion, fear and despair.” — John Kelly, The Great Mortality MADISON, Wis. —  The Covid-19 pandemic has swollen the English lexicon and turned…

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