The Weekly Screed

“Who are those guys?”

By David Benjamin | 10/03/2021 | Comments Off on “Who are those guys?”

by David Benjamin “We have had some just horrible, horrible confrontations in our public meetings in Anchorage, The top of the fold in the Anchorage paper is about an assembly meeting where individuals wore yellow Stars of David to protest the mask ordinance that the Anchorage Assembly was taking up, comparing a mask mandate to…

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Pandemic notes 7.0: The selective nihilism of Death Race ’21

By David Benjamin | 09/23/2021 | Comments Off on Pandemic notes 7.0: The selective nihilism of Death Race ’21

by David Benjamin “A pestilence isn’t a thing made to man’s measure; therefore we tell ourselves that pestilence is a mere bogy of the mind, a bad dream that will pass away. But it doesn’t always pass away and, from one bad dream to another, it is men who pass away.” ― Albert Camus, The…

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“Peanuts”

By David Benjamin | 09/09/2021 | Comments Off on “Peanuts”

by David Benjamin “We’ve watched babies survive at thirteen weeks and others, that be as small as an M&M wrapper and be able to have life.” — Kevin McCarthy, House minority leader MADISON, Wis., September 10, 2031 — A remarkable development here, in the laboratories of the University of Wisconsin, has effectively aborted America’s long…

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She might have cookies

By David Benjamin | 09/02/2021 | Comments Off on She might have cookies

by David Benjamin “… Before I built a wall I’d ask to know What I was walling in or walling out, And to whom I was like to give offense. Something there is that doesn’t love a wall…” — Robert Frost, Mending Wall MADISON, Wis. — The East Side of this town is one of…

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James Bond attacked by pigeons

By David Benjamin | 08/26/2021 | Comments Off on James Bond attacked by pigeons

by David Benjamin “Professor Henry Jones: ‘If only I could have been there with you.’ “Indiana Jones: ‘There were rats, Dad.’ “Prof. Jones: [Startled] ‘Rats?’” — Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade MADISON, Wis. — Picture this. James Bond slips out the window of the most luxurious hotel in, say, Monte Carlo. He clambers off…

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Go-o-od night, Afghanista-a-a-an!

By David Benjamin | 08/20/2021 | Comments Off on Go-o-od night, Afghanista-a-a-an!

by David Benjamin “So the British chose plan B — the insane one; they decided to abandon Kabul and march out of the country over the Hindu Kush on foot in January. They left on the 6th… a long column of 4,500 active troops and about 12,000 wives, retainers, servants, camp followers, and whatnot… A…

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Bobby Shaftoe goes viral

By David Benjamin | 08/12/2021 | Comments Off on Bobby Shaftoe goes viral

by David Benjamin “There are really two core principles at play here. There’s giving people a voice so that people can express their opinions. Then, there’s keeping the community safe, which I think is really important. We’re not gonna let people plan violence or attack each other or do bad things.” — Mark Zuckerberg MADISON,…

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The Olivia Benson Constant

By David Benjamin | 08/06/2021 | Comments Off on The Olivia Benson Constant

by David Benjamin “Women endure entire lifetimes of these indignities — in the form of catcalls, groping, assault, oppression. These things injure us. They sap our strength. Some of the cuts are so small they’re barely visible. Others are huge and gaping, leaving scars that never heal.” — Michelle Obama MADISON, Wis. — The worst…

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The Sirens of High-Tech and the Second Jew

By David Benjamin | 07/30/2021 | Comments Off on The Sirens of High-Tech and the Second Jew

by David Benjamin “Who IS this guy? and why is he writing for EE Times?” — The “SemiSisters” MADISON, Wis. — Eight women extremely prominent in high technology management and marketing — all better educated than me — have composed a manifesto (https://www.3dincites.com/2021/07/smartphone-addiction-is-not-a-gender-specific-problem/) renouncing an essay published under my byline in the tech journal, EE…

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Why a Brouilly? Why a no chicken?

By David Benjamin | 07/21/2021 | Comments Off on Why a Brouilly? Why a no chicken?

by David Benjamin “Groucho: I say, here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland. “Chico: All right, why a duck? “Groucho: I’m not playing ‘Ask Me Another,’ I say that’s a viaduct. “Chico: All right! Why a duck?… Why a no chicken? “Groucho: Well, I don’t know why…

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